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Due to modest demand, Parenthetical Girls are offering some remainders from our recent, geographically prohibitive tour schedule. These items, for a limited time, include a new T-Shirt designed by our beloved Cari Vander-Yacht, and the “Tour Only” split 12″ with Extra Life, featuring our cover of “Head Shrinker” and their’s of “I Was The Dancer.”
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Parenthetical Girls Contraceptive T-Shirt
Brand new T-Shirt, printed upon an “Adult” American Apparel brand, “Butter” colored garment, features the message “The Better I Get To Know Men The More I Like Parenthetical Girls,” along with a month’s worth of birth control. While supplies last.
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Parenthetical Girls/Extra Life Tour Only Split 12″
“Head Shrinker” by Parenthetical Girls
“I Was The Dancer” by Extra Life
A new, super-limited, mutual covers split release between Slender Means Society and Last Things Recordings, featuring an exclusive (((GRRRLS))) cover of Extra Life’s “Head Shrinker,” along with Extra Life’s 9+-minute epic cover of “I Was The Dancer.” This release is housed in a white label DJ sleeve, is limited to 200 COPIES, and will never be pressed again. Also while supplies last.