May 31, 2012
8:24 pm

Soft Commerce.

Dear Friends—

Do to popular demand/while supplies last/for a limited time, et. al, the group Parenthetical Girls offer the digital public some stray soft goods via the internet—left over t-shirts & tote bags from our recent tours through the critical mass of the Americas.

Please support us in our many frivolous expenditures by clicking the “Buy Now” button below, at your leisure.


• Parenthetical Girls “CONTRACEPTION” T-Shirt—WHITE on NAVY BLUE. the text of which reads: “The Better I Get To Know Men, The More I Like Parenthetical Girls” Designed by Cari Vander-Yacht


“PRIVILEGED” TOTE BAG, WHITE on BLACK. Designed by Zac Pennington.


[Side note: Here’s an article Zac wrote for Vice Magazine recently about Bryan Ferry. I hope you like it.]